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A man in China drained his family’s savings and stole $300K+ to donate to a female streamer 💀
Hong became obsessed after she kept calling him “brother” during streams
After running out of money, he started stealing copper materials from the family business and selling them for cash
Police later linked him to 40 thefts totaling over $316K, In total, he sent the streamer around $550K
When police asked his reason, he said I just wanted to hear her call me brother, lol
Bro has to be the biggest simp ever 😭

Russian crypto miners are COOKED 🇷🇺
Miners have to submit their IP addresses now, allowing the government monitor their EVERY activity
Crypto was supposed to move away from surveillance, but rules like this keep pushing it closer to the same system it was meant to escape

GM CT, keep your body healthy

Ethereum:
5 years ago vs now

A couple went magnet fishing in New York and pulled out a safe with HUGE amount of cash inside 💀
James Kane and Barbie Agostini hooked the safe from a lake in Queens using a STRONG magnet
Inside they found, stacks of soaked $100 bills worth around $100,000
There was no crime linked to the money and no way to find the owner, so the couple got to keep it
Whats even crazier is their previous finds like WWII grenades, guns, jewelry, coins and even a full motorcycle
Got to be one of their luckiest moments ever

GM, from the sea

In September 2020, the anonymous founder of SushiSwap sold almost all of the project’s governance tokens
The sell was worth around $13–14 MILLION at its time
Some days later he returned it because he felt Guilty
We definitely need more CT drama like this 😭

This man played the exact same lottery numbers 160 times in one day and won $800,000 💀
Kwame Cross bought 160 Virginia Pick 4 tickets using the same number: 7314
Saw the number in the background of a TV show and couldn’t stop thinking about it
The numbers ended up hitting, and since each ticket paid $5,000, he made: $5,000 × 160 = $800K 😭
He checked the ticket over 82 times because he thought it wasn’t real
The odds of matching all 4 numbers in exact order were 1 in 10,000, crazy

GM CT, enjoy your weekend

DefiLlama data shows exploit from bridges is at a total of $3.2 BILLION loss
This year alone (<6 months in) we had exploits 10% worth of it, It's insane how much money keep getting hacked just from moving assets between chains
@1inch cross chain swaps go totally safe bcs nothing sits inbetween, it either fully succeeds or safely cancels without any restrictions
Imagine wanting to move your money but randomly losting it, make sure to lockin and bridge safe

GM CT, another day to chase bigger bags

Imagine stealing so much money you leave $3 MILLION behind because it couldn’t fit in the van 💀
A Gulf War veteran with 0 criminal record, robbed the company he worked for after being fed up of the low pay he received
He stole $17.3 MILLION and loaded it into a van and had to leave another $3M behind because there was no space
The plan was for Ghantt to take $50K and hide in Mexico while the others kept the money hidden till the case calmed down
Instead, former FBI informant Steve Chambers started spending crazily, he bought a $635K mansion in cash, bought a $10K pool table and his wife dep

GM, stay healthy

Years after Pablo Escobar died his nephew randomly finds $18 MILLION inside his wall 💀
After the death of Pablo in 1993 his nephew Nicolás Escobar was living in his uncle’s house for 5 years
While living there Nicolás said he had strange visions, anytime he sat at the dining room and looked towards the car park he would see a man walk into a wall and then disappear
One day he decided to break the wall and it led to a room where he saw $18 MILLION in cash just sitting there
Also saw some other things like typewriter, gold pen, satellite phones, several deteriorated banknotes and an undevelop

GM CT, Another day to stack more W