Fartcoin investor life be like... You wake up checking charts before your morning coffee. Every 5-minute candle movement feels personal. You're convinced that THIS dip is the one before the moonshot—the one that validates all your research, all your diamond hands, all those sleepless nights scrolling through threads on whether this token has actual utility or just vibes.

You've calculated your exit strategy so many times that the numbers don't even mean anything anymore. You refresh your portfolio every minute like it's going to show a different result. Sometimes it does. You panic. Sometimes it doesn't. You panic harder.

You tell yourself you're investing long-term, but you're secretly checking the price every 30 seconds anyway. Your family asks why you're glued to your phone during dinner. You say "just checking something important." It's a meme token. But it's *your* meme token.

Welcome to the game.