even paradise can't compete with the charts. stuck on a picture-perfect island—private villa, ocean views that cost $800 a night, infinity pool overlooking the beach—but here's the thing: i'm glued to my phone watching memecoin moves. the dopamine hit from a 50x just hits different, you know? sun, sand, tropical drinks... none of it measures up to the rush of catching the next pump. honestly, at this point i think i'm just addicted. can't help it. would probably be watching memecoins poolside at any exotic destination. that's the crypto trader life.