Why the hell am I so obsessed with @GOATRollup Goat Network?

Let me break it down for you clearly, listen up!

Because the crazy guys at GOAT only believe in one hardcore truth:
"Execution can be infinitely scaled, but authority must be nailed to Bitcoin — not a millimeter moved!"

What are other L2s playing at?
They either bundle together sequencing rights, execution rights, and security rights into a multi-sig or a "decentralized" sequencer, and then what?
A bunch of centralized sidechains disguised as L2s, still controlled by the same big nodes, risks still managed by those few main nodes — isn’t that great?

GOAT directly puts a sword on everyone’s neck:
- Block production? A competitive layer of operators; whoever has the strongest hash power and fastest speed wins. No monopoly!
- Transaction ordering? Do MEV, front-running, whatever you want — I don’t set any pre-filters!
- But the promise is to roll everything back to Bitcoin!
Every state root, every withdrawal proof, all settle 1:1 with the Bitcoin mainnet — no escaping!

This is the real "L2 decentralization," brothers!
It’s not copying Ethereum’s centralized cancer, but injecting Bitcoin’s cold-blooded genes into the scaling layer:
You can compete on execution, speed, MEV — but dare to touch the final settlement authority?
Bitcoin’s SPV verification will turn you into a roasted whole lamb!

That’s why I respect GOAT:
It doesn’t compromise, doesn’t cut corners, and doesn’t rely on "federations," "committees," or "foundations" to be invisible daddies.
It only trusts the most primitive, most brutal, most effective rule:
"Nobody can steal Bitcoin’s final say — even if you push TPS to 1 million, I accept it — but you must kneel and bring the promise back!"

This isn’t L2; it’s a coup d’état.
A revolution that crushes all pseudo-decentralized projects.

I’ve bet my entire net worth on GOAT because I believe in one thing:
Bitcoin is the ultimate daddy; all other chains are either children or dead.

Goats don’t kneel,
GOAT will never be Ethereum’s dog!

Understand?
If you don’t, keep licking your VC coins — I’ll keep adding to my stack. 🚀🐐