A guy goes to Las Vegas and wins a small prize on the slot machines. He goes out looking for a prostitute. He sees one dressed to the nines and asks her how much.

The prostitute says, "A handjob starts at 500 dollars."

He says, "That sounds like a lot."

The prostitute responds, "See that restaurant across the street? Well, I own that restaurant because I give handjobs that are worth 500 dollars."

So they go to his room and he realizes it really was worth 500 dollars.

The next night he has a wonderful night playing blackjack and goes looking for another prostitute.

To his surprise, he runs into the same one, again dressed to kill with a different hairstyle.

He asks, "How much for a blowjob?" He's shocked when the prostitute responds, "1500 dollars."

The prostitute says, "Hey, see that casino across the street? Well, I own that casino because I give a blowjob that's worth every cent of $1500."

So they go back to his room and, sure enough, the blowjob is really that good.

As he's paying, he asks, "Just out of curiosity, how much would it cost to get some pussy?"

The prostitute points out the window and says, "See that city right there?"

The guy says, "Wait a minute, are you telling me you own the city of Las Vegas?"

The prostitute sighs and says, "No. But I probably would if I had a pussy."