Hotel Room Stays: Before and After



Before Section
1. You know my ulterior motives, I know your feigned restraint
2. I'm just going to touch you, I'm not going all the way!
3. Tonight, I'll get the room, you just show up
4. Here's the key card, swipe it to open the door, and swipe open my heart too
5. King bed or two beds? You decide the bed, I decide what happens in it

After Section
1. It's not that I love you, it's that I'm satisfied
2. You're lying on my hair! I'm going bald
3. Next time don't pick a waterbed, it's too much hassle explaining why the bed got wet
4. After we finished, he said: Finally got revenge for you turning off League of Legends on me
5. Room inspection: My partner still hasn't gotten their pants on, wait!
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