Here's a humorous poem to share with everyone:

"Classic Volume Trading Tips"

Buy during consolidation or dips, not during spikes;
Sell at the peak of frenzy.
Small, steady rises are real gains;
Big, consecutive jumps mean it's time to leave.
Sharp drops without volume are just bluffs;
Slow declines with volume—exit quickly.
Big surges will pull back afterward;
If there’s no deep dip, don’t buy in big.