Under volatile market conditions, multiple shorts have been repeatedly operating. Following the shorts near 71,900, another round of shorts has been set up near 70,500. From fish head to fish tail, comfortable.
Holding steady above 70,000, today there's a high probability of breaking through 72,000, advancing toward 73,000... $BTC

$eth trump farted again?

this is absolutely fucking insane
an AI fund did a mini Anthropic IPO and is up 2700% in 6 days
if you bought $10,000 $VCX last week you have $270,000 today 🤯
their investment strategy is genius:
- fund owns equity in top AI companies but gives YOU ACCESS via their stock VCX
- portfolio: 20% anthropic, 10% openAI, 5% spaceX, anduril, databricks and more.
- craziest part: the fund's actual assets are worth $650 million but it’s market cap is $18 BILLION (27X)
people are paying ~30X premium to own anthropic & openAI shares. fucking insane demand.
best performing IPO of 2026 😂

March 26 Market Analysis!
🎭 BTC/USDT 4-Hour Chart · Retail Investor's Survival Guide (Comedy Version)
【Current Situation: Bulls and Bears Brawling, Neither Backing Down】
The current price of 71,296 is like that ambiguous interest of yours, clearly hovering around you (above the Bollinger Band middle line), but just won't confirm the relationship (can't break through the upper band).
1. Resistance Levels: The "ceiling" overhead has come alive
● First Gatekeeper (72,012 - 72,467): This is the current "scumbag resistance zone." The 24-hour high of 72,012 and the Bollinger Band upper band of 72,4

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🚨 JUST IN: Trump-backed rule to open $12 trillion in 401(k) plans to crypto clears White House review.
Labor Department expected to finalize.

Updated log-periodic model with confidence level to 1 sigma.
I wouldn’t put too much weight on the exact values of the tops and bottoms, but the timing may be more meaningful. According to the model, the next bottom is around August of this year.
What I find compelling about this approach is that it uses a single power law with a complex exponent, rather than imposing an external cycle. In this framework, the oscillatory behavior emerges naturally from the data itself as part of the power-law structure.
The model fits the data well up to the present. The key question, as always, is whether th

saylor is $0.05 away from starting an infinite twap on bitcoin
next dividend date is april 15th and once price is at $100 (it will be), he will be hoarding cash to buy bitcoin

The true Confucius is here; it is an AI application.

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Listen to my advice:
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⚡SEC Chairman Paul S. Atkins used this exact phrase in his speech at the Washington DC Blockchain Summit on Tuesday, March 17, 2026:
“We’re breaking from the past. We are now giving clarity from the SEC’s perspective as to what are and are not securities.”
⚡On the same day, the SEC and CFTC jointly published a historic interpretive guidance. This document provides a clear taxonomy for the first time regarding whether crypto assets are “securities or not.” As Atkins said: “The SEC’s failure to provide clarity for over 10 years has ended.”
⚡The American crypto sector has been drowning in a qua

#外汇黄金[超话]# Good morning everyone!
Gold prices showed overall weakness yesterday with a rally-then-pullback pattern. The market rebounded from lows to around 4602 in early trading, but buying pressure gradually weakened, leading to consolidation at higher levels. In the afternoon, long-short competition intensified with repeated price fluctuations. The closing was dragged down by overall sentiment, declining further to touch lows of 4456 before a slight recovery, maintaining weak oscillations throughout the day.
Regarding geopolitical risks, the Middle East situation remains tense, with market

Bitcoin bottomed out in the early morning and rebounded, with intraday consolidation and strengthening. Multiple attempts to break through the 72,000 level in the evening were unsuccessful.
The market is currently in a high-level seesaw pattern, with bulls repeatedly failing to break through resistance. Volume and volatility are contracting in sync, and the daily line closed as a small positive candle. Price has stabilized at the EMA30 moving average, and quickly recovered after a retest at midnight, with short-term support proving effective. The 4-hour cycle continues to face pressure from ke

Today's BTC Quick Analysis:
· Price Movement: Currently at 70,990, up +1.46% today. Price is trading above MA(7) of 70,958 and MA(25) of 70,999, but only marginally — indicating consolidation near these levels. MA(99) at 69,939 acts as solid support.
· RSI(6): 51.09 — completely neutral, showing no overbought or oversold conditions. This indicates market hesitation.
· Trading Volume: 110.9, MA(5) of 479.1 — volume is well below average, indicating lack of confidence and potential range-bound market.
· Trend: 30-day +9.94% shows recovery, but 90-day -19.46% confirms the bigger picture remains b

Things are developing differently here.
I'm still seeing lots of blanket comparisons from this current range to the previous one from $80k to $98k...
But they are actually forming quite differently.
Let's take a look.
Firstly, they do look similar at first glance.
Both gradual and rising, looking like a bear flag, cant deny that.
But structurally they have key differences, with this range showing more strength.
In January we had the sideways range into:
1. Liq grab to $98k and then drop
2. Pushed all the way below the trendline, showing weakness
3. A retest of that lost trend
4. Harsh nuke low

Boomers spent 50 years telling us gold protects you in a crisis. War breaks out:
🔹 Gold drops 18%
🔹 Bitcoin goes up

If your day was a fruit, which would it be?

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