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🇮🇷 Iran’s parliament has approved a plan to charge fees on ships passing through the Strait of Hormuz.
Vessels would be required to pay for transit, security, and services under the proposed framework.
This is one of the most critical oil chokepoints in the world.
Any new cost here hits global energy prices instantly.
Big move.

Lmfao, i'm never leaving this app 😂

110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life:
"i never hold Ethereum in my portfolio"

🚨🇺🇸 Rents across the U.S. are falling fast.
- Austin rents are down 22% from peak.
- Fort Myers down 19%.
- Denver down 13%.
- Atlanta, Nashville, and Dallas all around -11%.
Some landlords are now offering 2–3 months free rent just to fill units.
The housing cycle is clearly turning.
Good for renters.

THIS IS INSANE!! 🚨
Over $5T has been wiped out from the US stock market since the war started.

🚨BREAKING: UBS just froze withdrawals from its $469 million real estate fund for up to 3 years.
Here’s what happened:
• UBS suspended all redemptions from its Euroinvest real estate fund (managed by UBS Real Estate GmbH) citing insufficient liquidity
• The Germany-based fund (€407M AUM at end of February) couldn’t meet investor exit requests
• Withdrawals halted for up to 36 months — any requests after March 25 are blocked
• UBS is also stopping the issuance of new shares
This comes right after Apollo capped redemptions in its big private credit fund. More major funds are now locking investor

Machi Big Brother just opened a $6,985,445 ETH long (3,475 ETH).
He’s already down $170,000 in 5 minutes.
Brutal.

Machi Big Brother just opened a $6,985,445 ETH long (3,475 ETH).
He’s already down $170,000 in 5 minutes.
Brutal.

can you reply to this?
testing something

Ethereum ETFs saw -$205,000 of outflows on March 26. 🔴
BlackRock sold -140.2 ETH (~$310,000) alone.

🚨 Bitcoin Miner Marathon Digital ($MARA) just sold 15,133 $BTC worth over $1,000,000,000.

HE ASKED CLAUDE WHERE TO PUT $1,000 🤯
NOT STOCKS. NOT CRYPTO.
CLAUDE SAID:
BUY PREDICTION MARKET EVENTS UNDER 3¢.
AND TURNED $1K INTO $98K

Bitcoin ETFs saw $251,900,000 of inflows in the last one week. 🟢

Do you trust this Bitcoin Move?

GOLD, an asset for war times is Down more than Bitcoin as the biggest war in recent times escalates

GM the markets are looking spicy