DeFiWarhol

Active DeFi protocols by chain:
Ethereum: 235
Base: 158
Solana: 138
BNB: 111
Arbitrum: 110
Hyperliquid: 96
Polygon: 73
Avalanche: 69
Optimism: 58
Monad: 38
Sui: 27
Berachain: 27
Aptos: 21
Plasma: 18
Scroll: 18
Cardano: 5
Starknet: 4
Near: 3
(based on consistent weekly fee generation)

My timeline:
- Engagement bait #1
- We're hiring
- "This was my last day at X protocol"
- Engagement bait #2
- Dead projects
- AI slop videos
- Engagement bait #3
- How to make $10K per week
We desperately need a new narrative.

Dudes get one anonymous Valentine in 7th grade and will remember it their whole life.

My wife calls me, panicked.
The call is from her number, and her voice is unmistakable- that’s my wife.
‘Babe, our son is hurt. He's about to get liquidated. I’m at his laptop but they won’t take my credit card and I need USDC to get him margin. Please send me 3000 USDC as soon as you can, his position is really not doing well.’
Me- ‘Wow, that’s scary. Can you count to one million right now?.’
Her (it) - ‘What? I can definitely count to one million, but it would take a little longer! This is your wife, our son is getting liquidated. Send the USDC now!!’
Me- ‘I’ll call you back. I don’t believe

Normies starting in crypto are like:
"Yea bro I now hold 12% of my entire investment portfolio in Bitcoin and Eterium. My wife will kill me if she finds out haha"
Meanwhile, crypto dudes gambled their entire net worth twice in the last 12 hours on random animal memecoins.
We're not the same.