MSTR2100Parody

People ask why MSTR2100 is on $ETH? Because rails matter. Distribution matters. Culture matters. The spirit is $BTC: scarcity + conviction + a community that outlasts.

The Genesis Block headline wasn’t subtle. Satoshi stamped the era into history. We’re building for the next era: scarcity + memes + conviction + long-term thinking.
21,000,000 $BTC = 21,000,000 MSTR2100

21 million is not just a number. It’s a promise. Scarcity with a spine. If you understand $BTC, you understand why MSTR2100 hits different.

Can 2026 get here sooner?

Can 2025 get here sooner?

21 RULES OF BITCOIN = 21 RULES OF MSTR2100
RULE 21 – SCARCITY
21,000,000 $BTC = 21,000,000 MSTR2100

21 RULES OF BITCOIN = 21 RULES OF MSTR2100
RULE 20 – ALIGN WITH $BTC
Bitcoin: Base coin. The benchmark.
MSTR2100: Memecoin of Bitcoin. We move with BTC’s heartbeat.

21 RULES OF BITCOIN = 21 RULES OF MSTR2100
RULE 19 – SURVIVORS WRITE THE LORE
Bitcoin: Survived bans, FUD, Mt. Gox, all of it.
MSTR2100: Survived early chaos and a founder exit. The real story starts after you get punched.

21 RULES OF BITCOIN = 21 RULES OF MSTR2100
RULE 18 – ZERO CABALS
Bitcoin: Governance in the open, no smoke-filled rooms.
MSTR2100: Zero team fund, zero VC, zero cabal. Whales exist, but they’re on-chain and in the daylight.

21 RULES OF BITCOIN = 21 RULES OF MSTR2100
RULE 17 – ENDGAME IS SELF-CUSTODY
Bitcoin: Not your keys, not your coins.
MSTR2100: CEX is for entry. Home is your own wallet. If you can’t sign the transaction, you don’t own it.
Keep your fish in your own bucket.

Crypto in 2025: survive
Crypto in 2026: dominate
If you know, you know. 🥊📈
$BTC $ETH $MSTR @MSTR2100

What a fight!
#JakeJosh

21 RULES OF BITCOIN = 21 RULES OF MSTR2100
RULE 15 – VOLATILITY IS LIFE

21 RULES OF BITCOIN = 21 RULES OF MSTR2100
RULE 10 – LIQUIDITY IS ARMOR
Bitcoin: Deep, global liquidity = antifragile.
MSTR2100: Thickest liquidity in memecoins. Big positions in, big positions out, no kiddie pool.

21 RULES OF BITCOIN = 21 RULES OF MSTR2100
RULE 9 – HODL IS A VERB
Bitcoin: Strong hands think in halvings, not hours.
MSTR2100: Hardcore long-term holders.

21 RULES OF BITCOIN = 21 RULES OF MSTR2100
RULE 8 – FAIR IS A DIRECTION
Bitcoin: Anyone could mine with a laptop in 2009.
MSTR2100: Fair launch, community token offering. All buyers, no private round VCs BS.