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My wife sent me a text message from work:
Her: "Are you watching that new documentary about serial killers on Netflix?"
Me: "Yes, I just started episode 3".
Her: "Pause it at 22 minutes and 14 seconds".
Me: "Okay, paused. It's the living room photo, from the crime scene".
Her: "Good. Do you see the blood spatter on the wall near the fireplace?"
Me: "Yes. It's quite horrifying".
Her: "Look just to the left of the fireplace mantel. Do you see where the natural light hits the wall?"
Me: "Yes..."
Her: "That is exactly the shade of sage green I want for the guest bathroom".

I used to think that "9 to 5" meant a job from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

STOP BEING NICE TO PEOPLE WHO DON'T DESERVE IT
I've realized that when you're too understanding, people become too inconsiderate toward you.

The number of people who declare bankruptcy each year due to medical bills.
Norway - 0
United Kingdom - 0
France - 0
Spain - 0
South Korea - 0
Portugal - 0
Denmark - 0
Australia - 0
Iceland - 0
Italy - 0
Finland - 0
Ireland - 0
Germany - 0
Netherlands - 0
Sweden - 0
Japan - 0
Canada - 0
Taiwan - 0
United States - 643,000

I've always said it and I still stand by it
Hyperliquid is the winning horse

No matter how inappropriate you think people dress at the gym in your country, I can assure you it's 10 times worse in Brazil.🤣

Who came up with the idea that Gmail needed a storage limit and that once it's full, you can't receive emails anymore?

It seems there are people who shower at night instead of in the morning.
I really want to understand this.
People of the night showers... explain yourselves.

# The Elevator
In my old office, there was a rule that no one could explain.
Never press the elevator button twice.
Only once.
If you pressed it twice, the receptionist would calmly tell you: "Don't do that."
No one knew why.
As expected, on the third day I pressed it twice.
Nothing happened.
The elevator arrived, I got in, went up to the seventh floor, and did my work. A normal day.
But when I came down for lunch, the receptionist stopped me.
Did you press the elevator button twice this morning?
I laughed. "Yes. Why?"
She stared at me for a moment, then picked up the phone.
Maintenance? It ha