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Bitcoin enters a historically weak month. According to statistics, over the past 12 years, Bitcoin has averaged a 6% loss in September.
• The Chinese market is rebounding. One of the key stock indices, CSI 300, is at a ten-year high, and the trading volume of margin deals on China's stock market has hit a 2015 record, reaching $BTC billion. The Chinese market is experiencing risk-on $320 growing interest in risk assets ( — which is favorable for the crypto industry, as КНР played a significant role in its early development. However, currently, investments in cryptocurrencies within mainland

$BTC Despite high volatility in most financial markets, the first cryptocurrency demonstrates paradoxical resilience to stress. The current upward momentum has every chance to develop, albeit with varying degrees of optimism: from $77 thousand to $90 thousand.

$BTC It is essential to prioritize the amount of Bitcoin, gold, or silver a person owns. The more of these assets an investor intends to acquire, the greater their chances of achieving financial freedom.

$BTC Positive news about tanker movements through the Strait of Hormuz or signs of cooperation with Iran could push Bitcoin toward the resistance zone around $74–76

$BTC We are in a four-year cycle. There are major players, old-timers, who believe in it. And what happens when people believe in something? They create a self-fulfilling prophecy.

For investors, Monday, March 23, 2026, begins with fairly clear logic. The cryptocurrency market is not in a phase of unconditional euphoria, however it maintains fundamental grounds for interest from capital.

Negative sentiment among crypto investors has sharply intensified. Technical analysis of Bitcoin's price suggests that its recent rally could have simply been a "bounce" within a continuing bearish trend.
The Fear and Greed Index dropped by 12 points immediately. On Thursday it indicated 23 points, and on Friday — 11. The intensification of "extreme fear" suggests that panic sentiment is growing on the market, with participants inclined toward active sales of cryptocurrencies.
Meanwhile, the Bitcoin (BTC) exchange rate, which updated its peak for 1.5 months this week near $76 K and then fell b

$BTC — How much do you need to invest in crypto on average to make a million dollars in a year?
— Two million should be enough, I'm sure.

$BTC A wife asks a dying trader: — What should I do with the money we invested on the exchange?
— Give it to the grandchildren! Let them buy themselves pizza…

$BTC Bloomberg strategist Mike McGlone reiterates his bearish forecast that bitcoin could fall below the $10 000 mark, asserting that the cryptocurrency market continues to experience a prolonged sell-off driven by macroeconomic factors.
Several analysts question the likelihood of such a sharp decline, stating that a move to the $10,000 level would likely require an extreme global liquidity crisis or another extraordinary shock.
While some market participants see potential for further downside, overall they expect bitcoin to gradually decline or trade in a wide range rather than crash, with s

$BTC – I dream of earning 1 bitcoin a month, like my father.
– Your father earns 1 bitcoin a month?!
– No, he dreams about it too...

$BTC One day, a merchant appeared in a village and announced to the residents that he would buy monkeys from them for $10. The villagers, seeing how many monkeys were in the jungle, abandoned their plots and began catching monkeys. The merchant bought thousands of monkeys for $10, but the number of monkeys began to decrease and catching them became increasingly difficult.
Then the merchant raised the reward for catching each monkey to $20. And the people began catching monkeys again. Soon food in the village became scarce and the villagers slowly began returning to their fields. The merchant

#FebNonfarmPayrollsUnexpectedlyFall The number the market wasn't prepared for
#FebNonfarmPayrollsUnexpectedlyFall · March 6, 2026
Consensus was +55,000.
Reality: -92,000.
This isn't a miss. It's a turning point.
The third negative employment number in five months — and the market felt each of these three words simultaneously. Unemployment hit 4.4%. The shock was so strong it triggered a universal reaction: reduce risk, increase cash, ask questions later.
Instant reaction
Bitcoin dropped over 5% on the day of the release and fell below $69 ,000.
Bitcoin ETF outflows hit $228 million in a singl

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Analysis of trading strategy and the Bitcoin ETH market
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$BTC In the next one to three months, the outlook is positive: such events often prompt central banks to inject money into the economy, weakening the dollar. In this case, Bitcoin will act as digital gold or a hedge against inflation.

Currently, the $73 750-74,400 levels are once again acting as the main resistance. A confident breakout above will confirm the strength of buyers and the start of a new bullish rally. Failure to do so will indicate that the global downtrend since the October highs remains in effect.

$BTC The market is heavily oversold. The level at $60 thousand has proven to be a strong support. And a sustained move above $72,500 will open the way to around $93 thousand. This could happen quite quickly if buying continues at the current pace.