APromise

Whether it’s Robinhood or BSC, in the eyes of the founders, MEME is just a chamber pot: take it out and use it when you want it, and when you don’t, even if you shove it under the bed, it stinks too much.

Humanity Test:
Do you hope Wang Duan Bird attains financial freedom, or gets liquidated? No lying!

Standards for finding a girlfriend from big shots with 9-figure or 10-figure wealth, especially point 8 is the most important:
1. Early to bed and early to rise
2. Able to do housework
3. Looks rated 7 points or above
4. Virgin
5. Honest and simple personality
6. Emotionally stable
7. Good family background
8. Having both manicure and pedicure in cherry red

Exchanges are becoming more and more like buffet restaurants—they have everything, but when you're actually standing in front of them, you feel like you don't want to eat anything.
Why is Hyperliquid getting more and more popular?
Because it's like Ferrari—it only builds sports cars.
Hyperliquid only serves its own contract users, just as Ferrari only serves people who truly love sports cars. It doesn't try to attract everyone, but only makes one scenario extremely refined.

The crypto circle also has its own "Beijing circle."
In the past, when these people showed up and shouted, "I know so-and-so," "I invested in so-and-so," "I'm close with such-and-such exchange," a bunch of people would automatically make way.
Before the project even took off, the valuation was already sky-high; before the product was even built, the whitepaper was written like a holy decree; before the token was even launched, the retail investors' money had already been divided up at a commercial KTV.
The crypto circle has always had the following common problems:
If you don't have connection

There's a real estate boss who always buys USDT from me. He lost over 30 million playing contracts.
At first, he thought the most he could lose in contracts was just the principal.
But as he kept playing, he realized it wasn't just the principal he was losing.
When his position was about to be liquidated, he had to add margin. After adding, it dropped further, so he had to add more. Then another extreme move happened—a single wick wiped out all the money he'd put in before.
I said he could just not add margin.
But once someone is blinded by losses, they don't think that way. He only thought th

Today I went to Arima Hot Springs and saw a framed Bored Ape hanging in the shop.
In the past, the people who bought NFTs and inscriptions had belief—many bought them because they genuinely liked them.
Now, people buy US stocks, chase low-quality “shitcoin” pumps, and go for IPOs—let’s be honest, it’s all to make a quick buck.
The crypto world still needs new narratives that can help people dream, so it can ignite again.

Teacher, why do I have to get in bed with someone just to join the members group?
This is so awful—I lost 500k u, and I’m pregnant. I don’t know where my father went.

Who would have thought that by 2026, there would only be two paths ahead in the crypto world: the U.S. stock market and predictions.

How awesome is it to become a top influencer?
I've seen the most expensive ad fee for a KOL, which is 1 million RMB, roughly equivalent to 150k USD.
This is the price I’ve seen for a single ad transaction for a KOL in the crypto world.
Top influencers don’t usually take on many ads; they typically don’t work for half a year and then work intensely for the next half year.
It's the same across all industries.
As soon as you become a top influencer, your income will sharply surpass others.
Like Liu Xiang, he is a top influencer in the 110-meter hurdles.
Since 2015, he signed a lifet

There’s a saying in Texas:
“All in”
“Put all your chips on the line at once.”
“Nice Fold”
Translated, it means “rationally giving up with regret.”
And I appreciate another term even more:
“Hero Call”
It means “knowing there’s risk but still firmly choosing to call as a follow.”